Goofiness

Any time you have a spare second, or the inspiration strikes, you can either code up some useful stuff, or you can jot down a useless bit of goofiness. (This page is for the latter type of junk ...)

Top Ten Reasons to Use ParaQ

 10.  Clint Eastwood uses it when he needs to look at REALLY big data.
  9.  Two words - 'Open Source'
  8.  Free as in speech.
  7.  Bob Redford loved us at Sundance.
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Top Ten Rejected Slogans for ParaQ

 10.  ParaQ - When you care enough to send the very best.
  9.  ParaQ - The opiate of the masses.
  8.  (bumper sticker)  My other visualization software is ParaQ.
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